Privacy Policy

1. Executive Commitment to Privacy

Scenejollyporch Analytics Ltd. ("Scenejollyporch", "we", "our", or "us"), incorporated in the United Kingdom under Company Registration No. 14892019, operates the website scenejollyporch.beauty. We are committed to upholding the highest standards of data protection under the UK General Data Protection Regulation (UK GDPR), the EU GDPR (Regulation (EU) 2016/679), the California Consumer Privacy Act (CCPA), and applicable global data privacy statutes.

Unlike traditional software platforms that ingest, transmit, and aggregate financial parameters on remote cloud databases, our entire calculator toolkit executes 100% locally within your client browser environment. Your commercial figures, profit margins, revenues, salary inputs, and invoice totals never touch our servers.

2. Data We Collect and How We Process It

We strictly limit our data collection to technical telemetries necessary to maintain server stability, security integrity, and asset delivery:

• Client Computational Data: All financial entries entered into our tool panels (margins, taxes, break-even units, currencies) remain in your local browser runtime memory (RAM) and are erased upon closing or reloading the tab. We do not store, intercept, or transmit computational inputs.
• HTTP Server Logs: Standard web server requests automatically record IP addresses, browser user-agent strings, referral headers, and timestamps to mitigate Distributed Denial of Service (DDoS) attacks. These logs are rotated and permanently purged every 14 days.
• Direct Inquiries: If you voluntarily contact us via email or our contact web form, we collect your name, email address, and message content solely to resolve your support inquiry.

3. Local Storage and Cookie Preferences

We do not deploy third-party advertising cookies or cross-site tracking beacons. We utilize minimal local web storage (`localStorage`) solely for functional purposes:

4. Legal Basis for Processing (UK / EU GDPR)

Our processing of personal data is justified under the following lawful bases established in Article 6 of the GDPR:

• Legitimate Interests (Art. 6(1)(f)): Maintaining network security, preventing malicious automated scraping, and optimizing site performance.
• Consent (Art. 6(1)(a)): Where you explicitly submit an inquiry through our support desk or consent to optional analytical storage.
• Legal Obligation (Art. 6(1)(c)): Complying with regulatory obligations or statutory UK commercial recordkeeping requirements.

5. Your Statutory Privacy Rights

Depending on your jurisdiction, you possess enforceable rights concerning your personal information:

• Right of Access: Request a copy of any personal data we hold about you.
• Right to Rectification: Request correction of incomplete or inaccurate records.
• Right to Erasure ("Right to Be Forgotten"): Request deletion of your communications and records where no statutory retention exception applies.
• Right to Restrict or Object: Object to processing based on legitimate interests.
• CCPA Non-Discrimination: California residents will not experience discrimination, diminished service levels, or pricing alterations for exercising statutory rights under the CCPA.

6. Third-Party Sub-Processors and Data Transfers

We engage reputable infrastructure providers (such as Cloudflare and Google Fonts CDN) strictly for edge content delivery and typographical rendering. These providers comply with Standard Contractual Clauses (SCCs) and UK International Data Transfer Agreements (IDTAs) to ensure end-to-end cryptographic protection.

7. Data Protection Officer & Inquiries

To exercise statutory rights or submit privacy inquiries, contact our Data Protection Officer: